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ceos
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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May 12, 2025Artificial Intelligence Could Never Do My Job, Because It Can’t Microdose Ketamine Before Board Meetings
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December 18, 2024AI Meeting Summary: Appointing the Next CEO at United Healthcare
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December 16, 2024Scrooge and Marley CEO: The Counting House Business Is Flawed. Let’s Fix It
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March 8, 2024I Will Do Anything to Make This Movie Studio Profitable, Except Release a Good Movie
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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November 2, 2022Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
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July 13, 2021My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
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August 7, 2020As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
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June 12, 2025Can Anyone Tell Me Why Sales of Our Signature Terrifying Yellow Wallpaper Are Down?
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June 12, 2025Please Remain Civil While Resisting President Nyarlathotep’s Orgy of Nullification
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June 11, 2025You’re Invited to My Birthday Military Parade
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June 11, 2025Welcome to My Well-Stocked Pantry of Empty Boxes